"Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot."
why paul might lose his mind soon.
liam: *on twitcam with fans* paul, have you seen my flashing toothbrush?
paul: no I haven't get off the computer
niall: DID YOU KNOW THEY CALL DEMI KFC LOVATO? IT'S LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO BE
zayn: PAUL! LOUIS STOLE MY MIRROR AGAIN
louis: I want to look good for harry.
harry: *running around naked* WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH! *hip thrust*
liam: UP ALL NIGHT WITH PAYNE.
louis: *looks at harry naked, and faints breaking Zayn's mirror*
zayn: *looks at the mirror with tears, and pick ups a few pieces* stay with me baby, it'll be ok.
niall: Zayn, just go DM some bitches to cheer up. AND GET ME CHIPS.
liam: Oh I ate your last chip
niall: I would kill you if I didn't want your penis
liam: what?
niall: what?
louis: *pops up* I want harry's penis
paul: *sigh* how'd I get stuck with a bunch of flaming homosexuals...? I didn't sign up for this
